Please be advised that the journalist who wrote the blog post entitled My New Sweater written on December 5th failed to do her job properly.
She should have stated,'While at the Bay, photos of many sweaters, selected by the lady committee, were taken and emailed via the interwebs to the most excellent oldest and wisest daughter back up North. It was this wonderful sister who emailed the father back to say, "That sweater has (PepperToast's) name written ALL OVER IT!!!!!" '
So you see, it is my sister who has all the taste and it is to her that I owe a debt of gratitude for knowing me so wonderfully, despite the fact that we only see each other every year (if we are blessed ) or two. Oh ya, and still my dad because he shelled out the cold hard cash.
We deeply regret any confusion or harm this error may have caused and the journalist has been fired with no pay.